Tuesday, October 23, 2007

CATCH this PHRASE, it'll BOGGLE your mind!







HI-HO CHERRY-O!

Katie, Grace, Ben, Brad, Megan, Chris, Chris, Eric,

I don't want to intrude upon your LIFE or put a MONOPOLY on your evening, but I would like to invite you to OPERATION Game Night at 1900 hours on Saturday the 13th. We will CONNECT FOUR all the fun at 385 Redding Road #7. No BATTLESHIPs, no WAR, but, take heed, this is no TRIVIAL PURSUIT.

Please bring your CRANIUM and a snack...I will have APPLES TO APPLES and Caramel and Katie has BANANA GRAMS. Grace has offered to BREAK THE ICE cream tub open for all us HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS! Please no SCRABBLEd eggs...the food theme for the night is CANDYLAND. My apartment is stocked with all the necessary eating equipment, like SPOONS, and other safety items, such as CHUTES AND LADDERS, in case of a fire, so fear no RISK. (If Katie gets our of control, we can always POKER, though in TEXAS they HOLD 'EM.) Space is limited and we couldn't invite everyone, so DON'T SPILL THE BEANS.

I hope you can come from the bottom of my HEARTS, deep in my CHESSt, and KER PLUNK yourself on my couch for an OUTBURST of BLITZing good time. If you are PUZZLEd about where i live, just give me a call, but I don't want to hear, "SORRY, I'd prefer to be SOLITAIRE tonight" or "I'd rather GO FISHing, you OLD MAID."

So do your jumping JACKS, PICK UP all your STICKS, and warm up your BINGO callin', YATZEE shouting and ENCORE singing voice. (This email should be a pretty good CLUE as to how much fun we're going to have!)

See ya then, BUCKAROOs!
Lyndee "The CASINO Queen" Mourn
321.6110

(I was not on SPEED when I wrote this.)

Faithfully transcribed by Katie on 10/23/07

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Awesome entry Katie. How clever is that. sounds like things are gong well and you are enjoying life and work in Kentucky!

Lynne Lashley